| June Newsletter Special Edition |
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In This Issue:
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| Upcoming Events |
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| President's Message |
| Record Shark Landed |
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| Chaplain's Corner |
| Test Article |
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| V.P. Communications |
| New Internet Initiative: www.SerraClubNewsletters. |
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| V.P. Membership |
| Hello Everyone! |
| Senate passes immigration bill |
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| Guest Articles |
| The Resume of Jesus Christ |
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| Visit Our Club Online |
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| President's Message |
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Record Shark Landed
by Harry Smith
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 BOCA GRANDE, Fla. (AP) — Fishing Capt. Bucky Dennis has been trying to catch a record hammerhead shark for 10 years. He may have finally succeeded.
On Tuesday, he reeled in a monstrous 1,280-pounder that ate a 25-pound stingray for bait at Boca Grande Pass near Fort Myers. That would beat by nearly 300 pounds the current all-tackle world record for a hammerhead shark.
Dennis, who was using 130-pound test line, and three friends fought the 14 1/2 foot shark for five hours and it dragged his boat about 12 miles offshore before they got it aboard. |
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| Chaplain's Corner |
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Test Article
by Bob James 2
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this is the body of my article
i'm not sure if you'll like this or not but here it is.
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| V.P. Communications |
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New Internet Initiative: www.SerraClubNewsletters.
by Keith Lilek
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Coming soon…The Johnson County Serra Club is about to take a leap into the future by investing some our resources into developing an Internet presence. Our goal is to streamline the production of our newsletters and provide you with all of the information you need to be more efficiently “ in the know”. Some of the features will include:
• Elimination of many “computer” downloads
• An online Events Calendar
• Email Announcements & Newsletters
• Seminarian, Priest, Religious Pictures
• Ability to submit an article for publication more easily
• Ability to communicate with other clubs and Religious Organizations
If you would like to participate in developing ideas to improve our communication, please call Keith Lilek (913) 244-8770 anytime.
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| V.P. Membership |
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Hello Everyone!
by Steve Jones
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| Here we are together again. |
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Senate passes immigration bill
by Joe Jones
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 WASHINGTON — A bipartisan coalition held together to give President Bush the comprehensive immigration bill that he says he wants. But the president may have to shatter his own party's unity in the House of Representatives if the bill is to become law.
"The ball is in the president's court," Sen. Charles Schumer, D-N.Y., said Thursday as the Senate approved the first rewrite of immigration law in 20 years with mostly Democratic and independent support.
The 62-36 vote capped a month-long debate punctuated by lawmakers' stories of their own immigrant roots. In the end, 38 Democrats, 23 Republicans and one independent supported the bill. |
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The Resume of Jesus Christ
by Keith Lilek
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Address: Ephesians 1:20
Phone: Romans 10:13
Website: The Bible. Keywords: Christ, Lord, Savior and Jesus
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Objective
My name is Jesus -The Christ . Many call me Lord! I've sent you my resume because I'm seeking the top management position in your heart. Please consider my accomplishments as set forth in my resume.
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Qualifications
•I founded the earth and established the heavens, (See Proverbs 3:19)
•I formed man from the dust of the ground, (See Genesis 2:7)
•I breathed into man the breath of life, (See Genesis 2:7)
•I redeemed man from the curse of the law, (See Galatians 3:13)
•The blessings of the Abrahamic Covenant comes upon your life through me, (See Galatians 3:14)
Occupational Background
•I've only had one employer, (See Luke 2:49)
•I've never been tardy, absent, disobedient, slothful or disrespectful.
•My employer has nothing but rave reviews for me, (See Matthew 3:15-17)
Skills Work Experiences
•Some of my skills and work experiences include: empowering the poor to be poor no more, healing the brokenhearted, setting the captives free, healing the sick, restoring sight to the blind and setting at liberty them that are bruised, (See Luke 4:18).
•I am a Wonderful Counselor, (See Isaiah 9:6). People who listen to me shall dwell safely and shall not fear evil, (See Proverbs 1:33).
•Most importantly, I have the authority, ability and power to cleanse you of your sins, (See I John 1:7-9)
Educational Background
•I encompass the entire breadth and length of knowledge, wisdom and understanding, (See Proverbs 2:6).
•In me are hid all of the treasures of wisdom and knowledge, (See Colossians 2:3).
•My Word is so powerful; it has been described as being a lamp unto your feet and a light unto your path, (See Psalms 119:105).
•I can even tell you all of the secrets of your heart, (See Psalms 44:21).
Major Accomplishments
•I was an active participant in the greatest Summit Meeting of all times, (See Genesis 1:26).
•I laid down my life so that you may live, (See II Corinthians 5:15).
•I defeated the archenemy of God and mankind and made a show of them openly, (See Colossians 2:15).
•I've miraculously fed the poor, healed the sick and raised the dead!
•There are many more major accomplishments, too many to mention here. You can read them on my website, which is located at: www dot - the BIBLE. You don't need an Internet connection or computer to access my website.
References
•Believers and followers worldwide will testify to my divine healing, salvation, deliverance, miracles, restoration and supernatural guidance
In Summation
Now that you've read my resume, I'm confident that I'm the only candidate uniquely qualified to fill this vital position in your heart. In summation, I will properly direct your paths, (See Proverbs 3:5-6), and lead you into everlasting life, (See John 6:47). When can I start? Time is of the essence, (See Hebrews 3:15). |
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